25 Funny Bumper Stickers You Can Give Your Husband
Let’s face it; guys love cars, and even though they usually love their wives more, they have their cars as their secret mistresses. However, if you want to pick up something fun for your honey, you can get something that’ll go with your husband’s car but won’t break your bank. In short, you can buy a funny bumper sticker for your husband or your boyfriend. It makes a great gift, and most guys will really enjoy that sort of thing. Give your boyfriend or husband something that reflects him — his sense of humor, personality, belief system, and so on. Don’t forget to have some fun while doing so.
The Money Factor
Give him a bumper sticker about money issues and you will be speaking his language! These fun sentiments poke fun at his money situation or money situations in general. Maybe he has a gripe about taxes or wants to lament how much money he shells out to his kids; well, this is the forum for it!
1.They say the buck stops here, but I haven’t seen any for a while.
2.I started out with nothing, and I haven’t lost much of that.
3.Money isn’t everything, but kids can sure stay in touch because of it.
4.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
5.If you’re lonely, you can fix that; just don’t pay a few bills, and you’ll have lots of company really soon.
6.Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Guy Logic
The simple truth is, men don’t think like women. Look for some bumper stickers that are ripe with sarcastic or humorous guy logic. Who knows, you may run across a few you want to put on YOUR car!
7.On the other hand, you have different fingers.
8.Good things come to those who wait? Nah. Those folks just get to pick through the leftovers.
9.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
10.If at first you don’t succeed, say, “It’s your fault, honey.”
Guys who Drive
It’s true that guys joke about women drivers, but it’s also true that guys actually have their own driving quirks. You can tell your spouse that you know he’s got issues, too, but that you love them anyway. Here are some “special” bumper stickers for guys who drive.
11.If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
12.I LOOK like a Responsible Adult – Hee Hee
13.How Many Roads Must a Man Go down before He Asks for Directions?
14.Until You Get Your License, You Haven’t Done Any Swearing.
15.I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
16.Fast Reflexes Are a Substitute for Good Manners.
The Married Life
Men and women both make a lot of jokes about being married. Give your guy a bumper sticker that pokes some fun at marriage — just a little.
17.Love may be blind, but marriage has 20/20 vision.
18.My Wife’s Other Car Is A Broom!
19.Who Said the Marriage Wasn’t Grand? It’s Just That Divorce Is Grander — Make That $100 Grand”er”.
20.Missing Wife and Dog; Reward for Dog.
21.Of Course I’m in Charge ? Right, Dear?
The Final Say
Is your guy an arm chair Socrates? If so, one of these philosophical funnies will hit the spot just right.
22.I AM a Grown Up ? Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner!
23.Been there, done that, but danged if I can remember anything.
24.Bacteria Deserve Respect; for Some People, It’s the Only Culture They’ll Ever Have.
25.No one is listening until you make a mistake.
A bumper sticker is fun and provides a good dose of humor. Go ahead, help him express himself. For once, give your guy the last word ? just this once anyway.
About the author: Buck Thompson shows that advertising through bumper stickers is cheap and powerful and any company should think about utilising stickers.
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